I was thinking of movies that wouldn’t be good if there was a black version. And I came to a conclusion that it’s not movies that don’t make sense in a black version. I have to rule out whole genres.
Romantic Comedies -
Now I know most of you are thinking about those movies of the Late 90’s early 2000’s that were like Tyler Perry Presents How Stella Got Her Wood While Getting Love and Basketball with her Best Man. Those were more like Romantic Drama. I’m talking about Romantic Comedies like 50 First Dates and Wedding Crashers. Those movies would not work in a Black Version. Let’s be honest after the 2nd date on 50 First Dates that cat woulda been like this “this chick is too crazy for me. Plus she can’t remember I spent lobster on her last night. I’m out!” Then you got Wedding Crashers. I was at a black wedding this past weekend. Trust me them cheap people would have spotted a poser a mile away. “Um…no… We got food for 25 people who are you two?!!” Then they would have been escorted out by Pookie and ‘em.
Horror Movie -
This wouldn’t work because the movie would be too short.
House : GET OUT!
And don’t give that Blackbuster Bull they put on BET. Leprechaun: In the hood It’s exactly what they call it a “HORROR”ible Commedy. (ba dum ching)
Family Movies where the kids win -
Ice Cube and Bernie Mac have disappointed me. I know Bernie Mac Never had a movie, but that show pissed me off. There is no way those kids would have gotten away with the stuff they did in a real man’s house. And come on Cube. “Ain’t no loving good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it. Now that’s realer than Real Deal Holyfield.” – Snoop Dogg. Oh his show was some bull too. See our post on Minstreal Reality Shows.
So there are some of the Genres I think are strictly Caucasian. Can you guys give me some more?