Late happy new year, and welcome to 2010!
It’s been a while since our last post, but it’s a new year & a new decade. We have big things in store for this year, so continue checking us out daily (and subscribing) to witness greatness in action.
Before we hit you with the money shot that is all this greatness, it’s only right that we reflect on the previous decade. What’s the best way to do that?
With lists of course!
So today, at the Cool Table, we present to you the best & worst of the decade!
Best Hip Hop Album: College Dropout. And we’re not just saying that because Entertainment Weekly said so. Kanye’s debut album was the reincarnation of Tribe Called Quest & De La Soul. It made it cool once again to be the everyday, average, black guy without a jail record, who wasn’t doing drive-by’s while flipping 200 ki’s in a song. He was the precursor of the Drakes, Kid Cudis, Cool Kids, and J Coles of today.
Company of the Decade: Google. Google is worth billions in stocks, but isn’t really worth anything tangible on paper. They’re just a huge advertising company. But as of today, they’re simultaneously giving Microsoft and Apple a run for their money… and they can tell you what you had for breakfast this morning. Beware of big bro…
Chick who ran ish this decade: Beyonce. She can sing, dance, halfway act, yodel, and probably hook up a batch of chicken spaghetti at the same time. Women love her. Guys want to be with her. A few ghey guys probably want to be her.
NBA Team of the decade: Lakers. L.A. had 4 titles this previous decade. The Spurs have 3. Miami has 1. Detroit has 1. Boston has 1. Lakers win by default.
NFL Team of the decade: Colts. I know. I know. Patriots this…. Steelers that… but I’m a Colts fan, so I’m going to hijack and enjoy our one title last decade this moment.
MLB Team of the decade: Red Sox. I’m a Yankees fan, but the Red Sox overcame the Babe Ruth curse… and won again.
Best hustle: Kim Kardashian. Judy from Family Matters parlayed a stint on a sitcom into a p.orn career. Kim Kardashian parlayed a stint in doggystyle into a sitcom. It’s the American dream in action!
Greatest moment of the decade: Obama. Nuff said.
Worst moment of the decade: September 11, 2001. Katrina comes in 2nd with an Epic fail on the government’s part.
Do you agree? Disagree? What would you recommend for best rock album of the decade? Worst person of the decade? Best website? Epic fail of the decade?