Worst Pick-up Lines Part 1 (holla, holla, holla)
Let me start off by saying I have no game.
I mean I see guys on TV and out that just seem to know how to say the right thing at the right times to ladies. I’m not one of those guys.
When I do manage the courage to actually talk to a lady it usually comes out as a run on sentence in a crackling teenage voice that goes a little like… “ITHINKYOURCUTECANIHAVEYOURNUMBERANDTAKEYOUSOMETIMEPLEASE!”
Yeah not the hotness at all. Sorry to any woman I ever hit with that game. Well as bad as that sounds, I have heard friends tell me lines they have used and lines that have been used on them that make my sad attempt sound like Shakespeare.
Here are some of my favorites.
Don’t be affraid to get wet.
Say B!tch. What’s your name? (followed by “F*** you then”, when she doesn’t respond)
Guh, you shaped like a coke bottle. Lemme know when u want me to pop the top and sip.
Girl you got a big booty, can I have your number? (She then turns to look at the creature that spewed the nonsense). Aw you cute too. WTF???
Oooh Girl he got gold teeth! I know you got money!
I really could gone on all day with these. But I really want to hear some of the things that have been said to you that would make you “loose your religion”.
I’ll post the best ones tomorrow.
-Trillionaire Wood
Have had a few ones told to me that the guy deserved a slap but I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do, more like a deer caught in headlights:
“girl I hope we ain’t cousins”
“you look like your stuff is good” (yes he was talking about below)
“I want to suck your…..”
“you don’t have to text me, I’m right here…”(says this while I am texting my friend to find out where she was.
I have more but prefer to keep it PG-13.
I have had some grade A ignant comments made to me in my lifetime. One of the most ignant is when I was coming from the track for a jog, and this guy says…. OOOOOHHH YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PANTIES ON! I CAN TEEEEEELLLLL! I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? Am I suppose to say…..oh boo you is right, how did you know? At that point, all you heard was the sound of frogs and crickets, accompanied by a blank stare….