The Stupid Things We Do for the Ill Na Na
Wale aka MC Mediocre-as-h3ll has a cold song with J. Cole and Currency.
Check it out here…
http://www.elitethatsme.com/2009/06/wale-feat-j-cole-currency-rather-be.html
J Cole is heard saying…
“Because that b00ty mad thick behind ya juicy a$$ lips/
I’m tryin’ to get ya hot and wet, ya know jacuzzi that sh!t/
Then I’m bustin like a oozie in this bougie a$$ chick/
The only reason that I put up with this moody a$$ b!tch…is you.”
This song is very creative, but basically puts into perspective a man’s mindstate when it comes to a lot of women. I actually have two topics I’ll discuss on this. Today, we’ll discuss “stoopid” stuff men say to themselves to justify getting it in with a girl they can’t stand. Tomorrow I’ll enlighten the women-ses to the game on when you are with someone or he is just tolerating you for the Ill na na.
Anyway here are the top ten things I think men say to themselves when they mess with a chick who they really don’t like for the lovin’. (Shouts out to David Letterman).
10. Oh she’s not that crazy. (she only scratched my car up, cut the tires, and busted out the windows once.)
9. This is the last time.
8. I’mma leave that alone when I find something better.
7. But do you see her booty/breast/legs/etc.?????
6. I put too much time into getting this. a*k*a I warmed this slot machine up and I’m not letting the next fool hit the jack pot.
5. But I’m horny
4. I’m drunk sooo… LOL
3. She the best I ever had (Shouts out to Drake aka MC Starting-to-Disappoint-Me.)
2. I’m used to this chick.
And the number 1 thing men say to themselves when messing with a chick for the lovin’.
1. Eh she’s here…
We are so simple it’s pathetic…LOL My fellow Nerds give me some more reasons.
-Trillionaire Wood
Now I aint never been the player type ..Mainly bc I came to the conclusion that if all the fine girls were being constantly hunted down for access to their love pouches..Well that meant..that those girls are mostly the ones with herpes and THAT MONSTER (simple math..simple math)..And since Im not attracted to unattractive women …I decided to limit the times that I exchanged bodily fluids and decrease the chances of that MONSTER tackling a G…
But wheennnnn I did slap up (pun intended)…I think my reason was because I was bored…
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I think I have fell for that one too…lol I think that goes under number 1. Eh she’s here.
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Bored and h*rny… or drunk.
Fat girls get 98% of their lovin’ this way.
I can’t comment too much on the cutting, but in spending my time w/ several breezies, I fall victim. As time passed, I really didn’t b/c I was pretty honest w/ myself, it was just something to do. Also, as strategy improved, I learned how to have the few common interests we shared coincide, so the time was actually A1 (until they wanted more). Anyway, when the tolerance level was reached, I dipsetted, but always stayed cool (tolerances change).
So you feel that about Wale too huh?
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Reason #234.5: It’s like crack.
Those warm love pockets women possess are like crack in their own right. We get it. We get addicted. And just like crack, the warm love pocket has ruined many friendships/families. I blame the gub’ment! LOL.
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Yeah Wale is not good. Straight subject matter, but his flow is terrible. I wish he could lend his concepts to Drake then we’d have at least one complete rapper.
first–Wale is mediocre? I will admit his latest efforts haven’t been stellar but The Mixtape about Nothing is great!!! I effs with Back to the feature though. I will agree that his flow is inconsistent but I won’t call it terrible. second–”Rather Be With You” is my favorite song on Back to the Feature, because of J. Cole’s verse alone. I didn’t read anything else, so going back. But I’m a woman so I guess this post isn’t for me anyway.lol
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Wale’s inconsistent flow is the reason for his mediocrity. He’s not wack… just not as good as people hype him up to be.
I must admit I’ve fallen victim…knowing she wasnt the one for me but hey such as life…lol
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Well all have J-one.