Wale aka MC Mediocre-as-h3ll has a cold song with J. Cole and Currency.
Check it out here…
J Cole is heard saying…
“Because that b00ty mad thick behind ya juicy a$$ lips/
I’m tryin’ to get ya hot and wet, ya know jacuzzi that sh!t/
Then I’m bustin like a oozie in this bougie a$$ chick/
The only reason that I put up with this moody a$$ b!tch…is you.”
This song is very creative, but basically puts into perspective a man’s mindstate when it comes to a lot of women. I actually have two topics I’ll discuss on this. Today, we’ll discuss “stoopid” stuff men say to themselves to justify getting it in with a girl they can’t stand. Tomorrow I’ll enlighten the women-ses to the game on when you are with someone or he is just tolerating you for the Ill na na.
Anyway here are the top ten things I think men say to themselves when they mess with a chick who they really don’t like for the lovin’. (Shouts out to David Letterman).
10. Oh she’s not that crazy. (she only scratched my car up, cut the tires, and busted out the windows once.)
9. This is the last time.
8. I’mma leave that alone when I find something better.
7. But do you see her booty/breast/legs/etc.?????
6. I put too much time into getting this. a*k*a I warmed this slot machine up and I’m not letting the next fool hit the jack pot.
5. But I’m horny
4. I’m drunk sooo… LOL
3. She the best I ever had (Shouts out to Drake aka MC Starting-to-Disappoint-Me.)
2. I’m used to this chick.
And the number 1 thing men say to themselves when messing with a chick for the lovin’.
1. Eh she’s here…
We are so simple it’s pathetic…LOL My fellow Nerds give me some more reasons.